Dear Spider,
Fucking gross. Get out of my house.
Regards,
Mary Kolesnikova
Archive for March, 2007
Letter to That Spider That Just Crawled Across My Wall
Posted in Letters to Rexie on March 27, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Letter to Microsoft Regarding Their Deceitful Lies and Tactless Lying
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Dear Microsoft,
Recently, I tried your Windows Vista operating system. I would just like to inform you that at no time during my usage of this new system did I actually say “Wow.” I said something more along the lines of “my Mac could do this six years ago.” Thanks, but no thanks.
Mary Kolesnikova











