To get things started, this is my rant that spawned the Rantasaurus:
I’m sick of the bigots, assholes and blowhards on Craigslist Rants and Raves. I’m sick of reading people’s brilliant content about hating black people, hating women, wanting to empty their penis and otherwise being lame and unreasonable. It’s not enough that stupid people populate my real life, they’ve also got to populate my Internet self-expression. Well, I say: eat my butt.
The idiots on Craigslist flag all posts that make fun of how racist and lame they really are. Fine. I’ll make my own website. A glorious place with a glorious dinosaur that spews hilarious, sarcastic, witty and intelligent rants from truly awesome people.
It’s Best of Craigslist meets CollegeHumor with a dash of McSweeney’s. If anybody else is sick and tired of posting your glorious wit and priceless satire among drooling, blathering Internet mongoloids, this is your chance to become part of a community of people just like you: pissed, smart and (let’s face it) bored enough to read and write rant after rant.
Submit some rants today, learn how on the Submitasaurus page.
