Jordan, financial analyst
What kills me are my family members who grill me on how much I make, and when I finally relent and tell them, they act like assholes about it.
So, assholes, from my own experience, I’ve seen that it takes these things, in this order:
1. Balls – big fucking “I’m not going to give up because you say I can’t do something” balls. Ambition will get you farther than anything else you can control. Women, you are fully capable of cock-slapping a fool, so don’t think this excludes you.
2. Brains – While a charming smile and great tits are certainly assets, if people think you are missing a chromosone every time you open your mouth, you aren’t going to make it.
3. Luck – Not getting hit by a bus or knocked up by your rapist stepfather is a big help.
4. Looks – This is waaaaay down the list. If you have at least two out of the top three going for you, then #4 is just icing on the cake.
Rantasaurus Says: If you think I’ve got great tits, you should see my charming smile.
