Comments on: Oysters, Strawberries and Champagne: A Man’s Worst Friend http://rantasaurus-rex.com/2007/05/14/oysters-strawberries-and-champagne-a-mans-worst-friend/ Your Daily Rant and Sarcasm Fix Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:45:01 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: kiki http://rantasaurus-rex.com/2007/05/14/oysters-strawberries-and-champagne-a-mans-worst-friend/#comment-183 kiki Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:25:15 +0000 http://rantasaurus-rex.com/2007/05/14/oysters-strawberries-and-champagne-a-mans-worst-friend/#comment-183 I’m sorry to say that you are totally overdoing it. That fact that you believe that all this BS is necessary in order to impress a woman is merely a misconception on your part. Haven’t you ever heard of the saying “A for effort” or “it’s the thought that counts?” Well I believe that those are words to live by. Let a girl know that you care about her having a good time when you take her out. That will impress her much more than how much money you spend or how fancy the restaurant is. The fact of the matter is, that women are NOT stupid. In fact, it is men that are the idiots in the situation. If you paid the slightest bit of attention to what we say maybe you wouldn’t be so clueless as to what it is we want. P.S. If a woman does care about how much you spend then she is obviously not worth it. P.P.S. You are obviously not worth it because...what was it? Oh, that's right. You just want "a nice piece." You might as well take that $200 and buy yourself a hooker. I’m sorry to say that you are totally overdoing it. That fact that you believe that all this BS is necessary in order to impress a woman is merely a misconception on your part. Haven’t you ever heard of the saying “A for effort” or “it’s the thought that counts?” Well I believe that those are words to live by. Let a girl know that you care about her having a good time when you take her out. That will impress her much more than how much money you spend or how fancy the restaurant is. The fact of the matter is, that women are NOT stupid. In fact, it is men that are the idiots in the situation. If you paid the slightest bit of attention to what we say maybe you wouldn’t be so clueless as to what it is we want.

P.S. If a woman does care about how much you spend then she is obviously not worth it.

P.P.S. You are obviously not worth it because…what was it? Oh, that’s right. You just want “a nice piece.” You might as well take that $200 and buy yourself a hooker.

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By: Cara Fletcher http://rantasaurus-rex.com/2007/05/14/oysters-strawberries-and-champagne-a-mans-worst-friend/#comment-102 Cara Fletcher Thu, 31 May 2007 20:08:48 +0000 http://rantasaurus-rex.com/2007/05/14/oysters-strawberries-and-champagne-a-mans-worst-friend/#comment-102 Those are really people's worst enemy when we talk about health and weight.My best friend now are pure hoodia pills which play the role of champagne and strawberries. :) Those are really people’s worst enemy when we talk about health and weight.My best friend now are pure hoodia pills which play the role of champagne and strawberries. :)

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