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Archive for May, 2007

Lily S, so hot right now
I’m sure many, many young women have many, many horrifying stories about bad dates. Dates with excess drool, dates obsessed with their ex-girlfriends, dates with serious mental illnesses, dates with foul-smelling skin diseases, dates who think Shoney’s is an acceptable dinner destination, etc. I sympathize with victims of [...]

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Creative Freakin’ Genius-a-saurus, home sweet living hell
I would begin by saying that I fell out of love with my house but that would be assuming I was in love with it to begin with, which I was not.
I fell in love with a pretty little house that had hardwood floors and a narrow staircase, leading [...]

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Amy B, so not happy to be here
Since everyone I work with is a complete asshole, it’s safe to say that I am here… wasting away… working when I’m not scheduled. Ah, the joys of working for a small business owned by someone who has no idea what he’s doing.
I was supposed to come in [...]

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We just got a wonderful note from a reader (whose rant you will be seeing very soon) and it says:
“Thank you for helping me realize I’m not the only one who needs to rant from time to time.”
From time to time? More like 24 hours a day!
Maybe it’s just us, but there’s tons of stuff [...]

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Our next Rantsplosion contest ends on Monday and the theme is: The Man, whatever that means to you.
We are always, always, always accepting any rants on any subject to make up our other content and if you’re angry, outraged or even mildly peeved, we’ll take them over at our Submitasaurus page.

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Dear Candy Thieving Co-Workers,
No less than 4 of you have promised me that you would bring in a bag of candy to refill the candy basket after it runs out. How many of you have actually followed through on that promise? ZERO.
Look, I started this stupid candy thing just to be nice and get rid [...]

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Just A Quick Poll

Creative Freakin’ Genius-a-saurus, always curious
Just curious…..
Have you ever had one of
THOSE days? You know…the kind of day that makes you
want to wander up to random strangers and kick them in
the junk?

Rantasaurus Says:
I’d talk about it but the manslaughter trial is
still going on. Sometimes I just don’t know my own
strength.

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We here at RantasaurusRex.com are bedding ourselves for the night (whee!) and talking about ourselves in the Royal We and wishing our excellent blog host and bitchin’ blog client provider…. WordPress.com a hearty congratulations on
1,000,000 blogs!
It’s probably already passed, but we’re going by the little counter on the front page.

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Hey children… check out what this crazy Brontosaurus has in store for your innocence!

We take picture submissions too, don’t be shy. Make a penis joke. We’ll most likely love it.

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Dear Moocher,
You know who you are. When I am contentedly munching on a $5 can of
chocolate-covered macadamia nuts, there you are with that wistful smile.
When I’m finally getting a good night’s sleep after days and days of seemingly interminable labor, I can count on you to call me up at 3:00 AM to bring you [...]

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Men Are Psychos, Too

Georgia J, too late for the dating Rantsplosion but just as angry
Your ranting topic got me thinkin’ about worst dates ever. And usually it’s the guy talkin’ about some psycho-ass girl who would either talk too much, wear too much make-up, question him about his ex-girlfriend or hide outside his window at night. You know, [...]

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Will S, playing with fire

One night in bed I did something I’d never done before. Well, I’d never done it by myself at least.
I somehow managed, while sleeping, to carve a deep gash into my upper arm, just above the elbow. Not only am I unsure how this happened I wasn’t even aware of it [...]

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Thanks to everyone who came to RantasaurusRex.com today. We got more people than we’ve ever gotten.
Keep those visits coming, keep submitting your delicious rants and tell your friends.
We’re the #70 English language blog #60 in a list of the 100 Top Blogs on WordPress today. We promised not to tell but even Rantasaurus Rex with [...]

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In our tradition of stupid cat pictures to lambast Site That Shall Not Be Named, here’s a quasi-Italian cat with mild-mannered road rage.

I wish my cat could drive me around.  You listening, Smokey?

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Now announcing the theme for this next week’s Rantsplosion contest: The Man.
Whether The Man for you is a woman, a man, a somewhat androgynous hermaphrodite or a computer, we want to hear your rants.
We’re also always taking submissions of any rants, big or small, stupid or epic that you’ve got brewing.
Don’t be shy, don’t be [...]

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