Illay, is too busy to come out and play
Why does the fresh-out-of-college girl working in our department insist on having conversations that include the most miniscule of details?
I, for one, do not need to hear verbatim conversations involving your ex-boyfriend’s brothers tuxedo for your friends wedding (!) or the detailed process you went through this morning to set four alarms so you would wake up on time.
Nor do I want to “listen to the voicemail” from you new flame so I can hear how “weird” he says “see ya.”
Are you kidding me?
Instead of running to my office every time you think of something else about your new boyfriend, how about turning inward and asking yourself, “Do I really need to tell EVERYONE about how weird he kisses, or how his schedule interfered with our date and I had to go home, sleep for 1.5 hours, then wake up so he could call me?”
Please.
Also, we are here to work. Stop getting mad at me if I won’t run to your office to show you how to use a simple HTML tag after you’ve phoned and emailed me for advice on how to put pictures on your MySpace.
Google is your friend.
Rantasaurus Says: Okay, okay, I know you said you were working but come here… look at this e-mail. She signs it “love, Kristen.” What does that mean? Does she love me or… is it like friendly love?
wait, did she mean to not capitalize the l in “love?” does that mean she’s just using it as a word… surely if she meant she loved me she’d write “Love, Kristen…” right?!?!?