We Are Rantasaurus Rex, Hear Us Roar

DarkPizza, maven of MySpace

Make sure to read to the bottom. I’m in a ranty mood.

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“YOU WILL BE CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAYS! IF U DONT REPOST

JAN.- i`M A GANGSTA!!!!
FEB.- i AM A FUCKIN CUTIE
MAR.- iM A LOVER!!!!
APR.-iM SO FUCKABLE
MAY- I GIVE THE BEST SEX!!`
JUN.- I JUST WANNNA FUCK!!!
JUL.- SHUT UP & FUCK ME =)
AUG.- i’M A SEXi LiL FREAK
SEPT.- i’M A FLiRT!
OCT.- iM S0 FREAKIN iN LOVE
NOV.-DAMN I WANNA FUCK
DEC.- I’M SO DAMN FiNE
***Repost in 5 Min***”
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE YOU. Nothing personal, but I HATE THESE WASTES OF FINGER ENERGY AND KEYBOARD LIFESPAN.

I know I probably sound like a hyporcrite right about now. BUT GUESS WHAT? The reason I repost them…is to see what fucking idiot will repost them next. And to laugh at them. That’s it. I do not claim to be anything but an idiot, but I will say this:

ANYONE WHO POSTS THIS HONESTLY, WITH NO SARCASM OR MORBID CURIOSITY, DESERVES TO BE STRUNG UP BY BARBED WIRE AND EVISCERATED.

If you don’t know what “eviscerated” or “sarcasm” means (and I have met people who haven’t, and they happen to be MEMBERS of MySpace, so don’t roll your eyes at me), look it up. I’m in way too shitty of a mood to explain it or dumb down my vocabulary for the more illiterate MySpace users. You know who you are.

To the brain-deficient MORON who originally wrote this: I hate you, and everything you stand for. You are one of those people who promotes shows like…I don’t even know what. You are a person that nobody loves, ever has loved, or will ever loved. The very thought that an actual human being was stupid enough to create this atrocity disgusts me.

And for that matter…LEARN TO FUCKING TYPE. “ur” is not a word. “Don’t” requires an apostrophe, the absence of which makes it a non-word, and therefore not appropriate to be used in civilized conversation, VIRTUAL OR OTHERWISE. “Gangsta” is not a word, and I highly doubt that everyone born in January is one. Actually, I know that the person who posted this a moment ago is NOT a “gangsta” and isn’t fooling anyone.

I could go on about every single one of the other months in this message, and if you would like me to, feel free to send me a message.

And anyone who believes in MySpace or other virtual “curses” and “bad luck chain mail” is a fucking idiot and deserves to be, as I stated before, strung up with barbed wire and eviscerated. If you’re just “covering your ass”–don’t. You’re wasting precious moments of your life. And we both know that you feel stupid every time you do it.

END THE MADNESS.

Rantasaurus Says: wtf, ur just jealous, dont h8 u biznatch