Amy, goddess of decisiveness.
I have had this conversation or one almost identical more times than Scott Stapp has been called a douche, and if I have to have it again my head may explode. I have had this conversation with ex-boyfriends, first dates, workplace lunch pals, friends, and brothers. I am officially taking a stand and refusing to participate ever again.
Me: So, where do you want to eat?
Other Person: Um, I don’t care, wherever…
Me: Chipotle?
Other Person: No, I hate Mexican.
Me: So, El Vacero is out too?
Other Person: Yea.
Me: Subway?
Other Person: No, I had a sandwich for dinner last night.
Me: House of Japan?
Other Person: Too expensive.
Me: City BBQ?
Other Person: Gross!
Me: Chick Filet?
Other Person: I don’t go there on principal remember?
Me: Oh yea, they put that church flyer in your bag that one time. Hummm… BW3?
Other Person: No, I’m boycotting them.
Me: Okay, so McDonalds again?
Other Person: Sure!
If anyone ever asks you where do you want to eat and you say “I don’t care” you relinquish all veto rights when a suggestion is made!
Rantasaurus Says: Yeah dude, wherever you want. Oh. Actually. You know what? I’m thinkin’ delicious Arby’s. No. I don’t want to go anywhere else. Actually, shit. I had Arby’s a few days ago. How about… oh. I think I actually have to meet my Mom for dinner anyways.
You must have been talking with my husband. Typically, here’s how it goes:
Him: I bought some steaks to grill tonight.
Me: Umm…I really don’t like steak.
Him: Oh, yeah, I always forget.
Me: Yeah, I’ve noticed.
Him: Well, where would you like to go for dinner?
Me: Let’s go vegetarian tonight! How about Nearly Normals Gonzo Cuisine?
Him: I do like their Nearly Nasty Burrito.
Me: OK, I’ll get my keys.
Him: Wait, it’s Monday. There will be that weird hippy group there for their weekly,”Freaks” meeting. I don’t want to go.
Me: We’ll sit in another part of the restaurant!
Him: Naw, you go ahead without me. I’m going to grill my steaks.
Me: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR…
Ditty on that rant….
Oh man that is so true I have one question though and its probably stupid to ya;ll but what is BW3?