Mark B., dreading your fourth meal
My worst restaurant experience is everyday. I work at Taco Bell. I hate people, because it seems that nowadays, no one has any common sense. I mean come on, how hard is it to pronounce guacamole? Or to read the giant glowing neon menu in front of you instead of asking me how much a taco is?
READ!!! And they will buy whatever is promoted. I could put up a poster with a picture of toenail clippings topped with a layer of our cool ripe tomatoes and sour cream, for just 99 cents, and people will buy it. One day, when the taco bell dog was popular, we were selling plush toys of the dog and a lady asked me if the chihuahuas were any good.
I told her not in this country. Idiots.
My store is located next to an Arby’s, so naturally people come through the drive thru and order Arby’s melts. You would THINK that the giant bell in front of their faces would draw attention to the fact that they are at the wrong place!! They must be so overwhelmed by their hunger lust that they forget how to read.
Rantasaurus Says: You know, you laugh, but I swear by it. Toenail clippings first thing in the morning does wonders for my constitution. Lots of fiber, if you know what I mean.
Hey, I worked at McD’s where people came in asking for Whoppers half the time. Also asked if I’d “hold the pickle hold the lettuce”. Sorry folks. This is McDonalds, where we don’t hold anything. You get the whole thing. Pick it apart in the car.
I’ve always wondered… how does Taco Bell manage to have so many ripe tomatoes, when they are impossible to find at the market?