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Archive for August, 2007

Joe Bauer, real estate humanitarian 
Things are so bad now for real estate license holders ( which everyone and their brother is) with homes not selling for years and sellers refusing to accept that the home price gold rush madness is over and ignoring their realtors pleas that they should start dropping these laughed [...]

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Your poor mortal eyes must already be bleeding from reading the brilliance of BetheBoy’s egomaniacal genious-ness. Take an easy rest here, readers. You are safe… for now.

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Dear PigSty Neighbor,
For 6 years we’ve lived across the road from you. Your driveway amazed me then, with the amount of stuff piled along its edges, but now, GOOD GAWD! As I look out my window, I see a 30-foot-long row of wood that you’ve had covered with black plastic. There is an old 1950’s [...]

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Today we were linked on the Times Online. Welcome to our readers from the UK!

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Oh hi there, Dearest Daddy and my darling step-mommy!
Remember how I’m putting myself through college? Like, that whole thing where I have scholarships and loans in my name? And I’m paying for my own car and insurance and cell bill and credit card and basically have been financially independent from anyone for the [...]

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Joe B., with the keen food instincts 
It was a warm August day and my 5 year old son and I were coming back from a walk and visit to the park and decided to stop in at one of our local Chinese restaurants to get a lunch special. There were only two other patrons in [...]

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This month’s Rantsplosion is dedicated to Back to School.
The theme: school woes.
Whether you’re in school right now or you’ve got stinging memories from back in the day, we want to hear your most hilarious school stories! The deadline is September 3rd and you can get crackin’ on the Submitasaurus page!

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Dear AT&T,
I was just wondering if these “technical difficulties” your website AND your automated bill pay system are experiencing are just a ploy to get people to pay you more money. The past several times that I’ve tried to pay my bill online, your website has been down. “Temporarily Unavailable” my ass. I decide to [...]

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To the message board know-it-all,
Seriously. Do you have a job? A family? A life at all? Is it just me or have you decided for whatever sick and twisted reason that you must lie in wait until I post something so that you might contradict me at every turn?
Unfortunately for you, [...]

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Amy, goddess of decisiveness. 
I have had this conversation or one almost identical more times than Scott Stapp has been called a douche, and if I have to have it again my head may explode. I have had this conversation with ex-boyfriends, first dates, workplace lunch pals, friends, and brothers. I am officially taking a stand [...]

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BeTheBoy, primo heartbreaker.
I had wanted to go out with her for a long time but I was unable to because things just got in the way. Finally, when things were out of the way I asked her out and we made plans for dinner. When the night finally arrived we were sitting over a dinner [...]

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Dear McDonalds’ down the street,
CURSE YOU for your irresistible summer special of 69 cents for a 42 oz. soft drink. I would not grace your terrible facility with my presence for any other reason, but you SEEMED a quick and convenient stop for an extra-large “Pibb Xtra” on my way to a friend’s.
When the [...]

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