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Archive for October, 2007

I am sick to death of AT&T and their ‘low prices’ on DSL! The SOB’s advertise it for 14.99 a month, but, low and behold, every single time I call to them to ask about it, the suckers ALWAYS say, “This is not available in your area.” ARG
I pay 39.99 for AT&T DSL. The SAME [...]

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Dear Neighbor with the really loud truck who leaves each morning at 6:30 am-
I am really so happy for you… It is so very obvious you are in love with your truck- the way you round out each of the gears before you reach a tenth of a mile to the stop sign at North [...]

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So, like, wow, you have a myspace.
It just warms my heart to have you send me links to it, where I can see photos of you in various poses, pouting and finally being the fabulous international model you always hoped you would be.
And the blurb about you! The ingenuity! You say all these [...]

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To my rude neighbors (and any other parking impaired dirtbags),
The lines are painted perpendicular to the curb for a reason… It’s to guide your sorry, oxygen burning, completely distracted, lazy excuse for a human being into the parking spot. Why must you park diagonally in a straight pull in spot? Are you that self-important that [...]

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Dear Stupid Cashier at the Clothing Store,
I know you don’t remember me, seeing as it’s been 6 months since the last time I entered your store, can you blame me?! Last time I was there you tried to make small talk (which I hate enough as it is) [...]

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Dear Hateful School Nurse:
Many, many years ago, when I was but a wee blonde tot with a penchant for the Dukes of Hazzard and a mad, crazy love of macaroni and cheese, I suffered an embarrassment on the playground that required a visit to your office.
It began on the swings. Once again, I prepared to [...]

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Dear Overweight Customers Who Consistently Go to the Bakery I Work At:
Every morning I make blueberry and raspberry muffins, delicious sticky buns, braided breads coated in coffee and sugar, assorted cookies and golden pies. I see what goes into these desserts as I [...]

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Dear Cell Phone Company,
In the next few days you will be receiving a package from me containing the
remnants of my cell phone. You see, I ran over it with my car today and
thought you would appreciate the pieces. Please feel free to place them in
whatever uncomfortable orifice you feel is most appropriate at [...]

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I’ve been a poopy Tyrantasaurus… I’ve been running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Today I’m going out of town until Sunday, so I’ll see you all back here, 0800 hours on Monday, okay?
Sorry for the lack of updates.
Makes sure I’ve got something nice to come home to by submitting your rants [...]

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