I am sick to death of AT&T and their ‘low prices’ on DSL! The SOB’s advertise it for 14.99 a month, but, low and behold, every single time I call to them to ask about it, the suckers ALWAYS say, “This is not available in your area.” ARG
I pay 39.99 for AT&T DSL. The SAME [...]
Archive for October, 2007
Sorry, No Discount for You
Posted in Advertising, Capitalism, Communication, Internet, Technology, Utilities on October 29, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Good Morning. Meet Your Death Beneath My Tires!
Posted in Douchebaggery, Driving, Letters to Rexie, Living Situation, Men on October 26, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Dear Neighbor with the really loud truck who leaves each morning at 6:30 am-
I am really so happy for you… It is so very obvious you are in love with your truck- the way you round out each of the gears before you reach a tenth of a mile to the stop sign at North [...]
Wow, You Are So xXxUniquexXx
Posted in Body Image, Communication, Douchebaggery, Humor, Insanity, Internet, Nonsense, People, Pictures, Rant on October 18, 2007 | 5 Comments »
So, like, wow, you have a myspace.
It just warms my heart to have you send me links to it, where I can see photos of you in various poses, pouting and finally being the fabulous international model you always hoped you would be.
And the blurb about you! The ingenuity! You say all these [...]
The DingBringer’s Revenge
Posted in Douchebaggery, Driving, Insanity, Letters to Rexie, Respect on October 17, 2007 | No Comments »
To my rude neighbors (and any other parking impaired dirtbags),
The lines are painted perpendicular to the curb for a reason… It’s to guide your sorry, oxygen burning, completely distracted, lazy excuse for a human being into the parking spot. Why must you park diagonally in a straight pull in spot? Are you that self-important that [...]
A Cup of Butter With Your Twenty-Seventh Sample?
Posted in Douchebaggery, Food, Inappropriate, Letters to Rexie, Mooching, Old People on October 9, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Dear Overweight Customers Who Consistently Go to the Bakery I Work At:
Every morning I make blueberry and raspberry muffins, delicious sticky buns, braided breads coated in coffee and sugar, assorted cookies and golden pies. I see what goes into these desserts as I [...]
Shove That Phone Up Your…
Posted in Communication, Insanity, Media, Money, Rant, Utilities on October 8, 2007 | No Comments »
Dear Cell Phone Company,
In the next few days you will be receiving a package from me containing the
remnants of my cell phone. You see, I ran over it with my car today and
thought you would appreciate the pieces. Please feel free to place them in
whatever uncomfortable orifice you feel is most appropriate at [...]
Alright Rantasauruses
Posted in Rantasaurus News, Rantasaurus Speaks on October 2, 2007 | No Comments »
I’ve been a poopy Tyrantasaurus… I’ve been running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Today I’m going out of town until Sunday, so I’ll see you all back here, 0800 hours on Monday, okay?
Sorry for the lack of updates.
Makes sure I’ve got something nice to come home to by submitting your rants [...]
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