Dear Clueless Ex-Manager,
I just wanted to thank you for spreading the rumor that I was screwing another jewelry store’s manager. That made it so much easier for me to find a job after you fired me because I was selling twice as much as anyone else in the store (including you).
I just wanted to let you know that I was sleeping with my co-worker…the only male in the store. Remember that afternoon that you thought he came over to help me “move furniture” on his lunch hour and wondered why he came back so sweaty? Wonder no more. And yes, we screwed on the clock.
Your Faithful Employee
P.S. You really should think about having those carpets cleaned. Especially by the watch counter.
Has the dinosaur gone extinct?
I guess this site is dead now.
This blog is going to the dump…you update once a month, if at all. I submitted a rant once, it never got posted (given the amount of updates I’m not that surprised).
Boring is the word.
It’s been four months since last update, lazy. I’ve even submitted a rant, so I did my part.
Rexie, come back!
dude, what the eff? where has my favorite rantasaurus gone? i had given up on checking this site, but i thought that surely, by now, there would be at least one new post! but seriously?! four months with no new posts?! wtf??!!