We Are Rantasaurus Rex, Hear Us Roar

The Rantasaurus Rex (rantasaurum spewbileum) was the largest and angriest of prehistoric beasts. With a large head and tiny little arms, he lumbered around roaring, drooling and rending flesh from the bones of unsuspecting passers-by.

It is commonly believed that dinosaurs were killed when a comet crashed into Earth, plunging the planet into a harsh winter. Most dinosaurs were.

But Rantasaurus Rex isn’t like most dinosaurs.

Rexie was so awesome and so persnickety that he was challenging a brontosaurus to a cage match inside a volcano when the comet hit. The mouth of the volcano sealed up with dust, trapping him inside. He spent the next gazillion or so years eating his vanquished opponent and planning his escape.

In April of 2007, Rantasaurus burst triumphantly from the volcano in a stream of lava, bought a MacBook Pro, secured a domain name, and started a literary journal. He sits here, waiting to read your hilarious rants.

See, Rantasaurus had to entertain himself for millions of years inside that volcano and he is angry. He wants somebody else to entertain him! He wants to know that everyone else on this planet is angry, too. He wants to hear you RANT!

If you’re ready to appease the Rantasaurus and vent, submit your funny, sarcastic and bountiful rants on the Submitasaurus page.

Rantasaurus Rex Online Rant Magazine

Yes, we are a magazine, which means that we are concerned with the humor and the quality of writing. Rants are a completely underrated medium for writers, but don’t worry. We will bring it around with a vengeance.

Editorial Staff:

Tyrantasaurus – Editor-in-Chief

The Fay Wray, working hard and effortlessly to please the Rantasaurus and throw him only the best, most intelligent and most side-splitting content.

Rantoceros – Managing Editor

Reads submissions and makes midnight runs to In-n-Out Burger when Rantasaurus needs his fix.