Rantasaurus loves rants. Rants, rants, rants. Mean rants, dirty rants, even some lovable, cuddly rants.
Since he is a prehistoric killing machine, Rantasaurus knows that inside everyone is a raging maniac with a short fuse and many, many buttons. There’s one inside you, too. Let us see it.
Rantasaurus has grown old and wise in that volcano, so there are several things that he asks:
- No racist, homophobic, sexist or any other -ist slurs or comments. Even though he’s a flesh-hungry dinosaur, he wants us all to get along.
- Don’t submit a piece that’s all curse words. It’s much funnier to use several well-placed terms to make a bigger impact, instead of, for example: “That motherfucking twat-guzzling shit-eating bitch-ass cracker.” Please don’t make Rantasaurus think you’re an idiot.
- Rantasaurus has just learned how to read English and he has a bad case of astigmatism. Keep rants to 500 words or shorter.
- Send us your blog or website so that we can promote you.
- Let us know if we can change any names in your rant. Rantasaurus loves coming up with fake names.
- It has to be FUNNY. Not BORING.
- He does not, however, like coming up with titles. PLEASE send us a title, or you’ll end up like poor Jordan.
You can send your rant in the body of the e-mail to
We accept hilarious photo posts and comics as well, so send attachments to
You may also want to try writing Letters to Rexie:
“Dear Volcano,
Please let me out. You smell like sulphur.
Love, Rexie”
This is an example of a heartbreaking letter that Rantasaurus scrawled on the walls of his prison. He knows that sometimes it’s better to address your rant right to the person it’s meant for.
For an example, view “Letter to Microsoft Regarding their Deceitful Lies and Tactless Lying” or “Letter to That Spider That Just Crawled Across My Wall.”
If you’ve got an open letter, be it to your cat, your boyfriend, your boss, that woman next to you on the plane who smells funny, let Rantasaurus put it up.
Just another fun format to rant in. We hope you enjoy.
Send your submissions in the body of the e-mail to
You can also use the comment form below to fire off a quick rant.
We try to respond to every submission we recieve, but, believe us, you’ll know if we like you. We’ll pester you to write more.
Please note: As things are going right now, it takes us about three weeks to get your rant up. !!! We’re so popular! Please be patient, don’t re-submit and wait to be pleasantly surprised and reminded of your anger. =)
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